I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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