Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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