Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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