awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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