We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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