in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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