Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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