it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
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