So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Come share oat with me in your robe
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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