I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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