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So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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