"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
