I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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