Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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