why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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