i don't like sucking hair
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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