just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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