have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize