so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
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