I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
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