Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
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