She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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