How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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