All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
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