yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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