now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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