Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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