Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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