id be glad to
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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