So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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