brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
Randomize
