yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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