She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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