found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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