haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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