You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
