Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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