question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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