Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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