This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
