You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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