I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
wat bout pragnant strippers??
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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