DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
You are a genius and a whore.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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