ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Randomize
