he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Randomize
