my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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