erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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