I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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