xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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