You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Randomize
