Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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