There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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