I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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